blanket apology

to anybody who has to put up with me this week

i'm sorry for being depressing
i'm sorry for being annoying
i'm sorry for being a jerk
i'm sorry for being irritable
i'm sorry for being moody
i'm sorry for being emotional
i'm sorry for being fat
i'm sorry for being disgusting
i'm sorry for being quiet

i'm sorry for being boring

i'm sorry for being useless
i'm sorry for being me