PSA: MAKE GOOD DECISIONS KIDS

best. ladies night. ever.

SUCH A GOOD NIGHT I CAN'T AAAH

so since all my friends left for uni i haven't properly gone out because
1) it's never as fun
2) why does everybody go to zouk?? I really dislike zouk the crowd is just so MEH.
/// rant over i'm sorry zouk lovers it's just not for me

ANYWAY.
since my one true love, chupitos, was having $1 shots from 1-2am + Kim was in town (YAY), I decided it was time to break my dry streak

The night:

> getting ready & pre's at Snehal's
> cab to CQ 
> get stamped at F.club
> immediately lose snehal in the midst of all the other UWC kids
> dance like an insane person with Kim until 12:58
> rush to chupitos
> meet Vishay & his flavour of the month
> ALL THE PADDLEPOP SHOTS JUST ALL OF THEM
> Realise brother and girlfriend are sitting right behind me and we both failed to notice
> brother tries to talk me out of absinthe shot
> do it anyway
> reunite with snehal & friends at F.club
> dance till 5 am
> sneh's house
> bedroom gossip
> SLEEP

stereotypical american red solo cups though 

third round; all dem empty glasses

forgot to take one with the flaming sugarcube whoops

also, my absinthe pros and cons list:

PROS
+ shots only cost $15-$20 and are guaranteed to fuck you up
+ you get to choose just how fucked you want to get depending on alcohol percentage (I needed just enough to numb my feet so i could dance longer than humanly possible in the heels i was wearing, so we got the green fairy - 70%)
+ no need to spend any more money on alcohol for the rest of the night unless you strive to pass out in a pile of questionable liquid somewhere
+ the flaming sugar cube sure does look cool
+ it tastes kinda minty tbh so fresh breath??
+ it kicks in slowly so as night progresses you start to feel more and more invincible

CONS
- it feels like what i imagine french kissing satan feels like
- also satan is a terribly slobbery kisser so his liquid fire saliva just assaults your throat
- that split second eye-widening moment when you realize the burn isn't like normal vodka because it's STILL GOING
- your
- motherfucking
- throat
- in the morning

So it now hurts to talk, but it kept me going for what turned out to be a really flipping good night